I dare say even "*le gaspy gasp!*"

*le gasp* I DIDN'T TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!! That didn't quite come out right...anyways, I write fan fiction! I'm on FanFiction.net under the name Dautr abr du Sundavar. Now that that's out there...
Mood: You know what, I ain't doin' this anymore unless it's particularly remarkable. Mmkay? Mmkay. But right now, I feel awful. I has a sick. xP!
Listening to: The sounds of my own insanity, punctuated by the occasional sniffle.
Word of the day: Bumbling. And as Tom pointed out to me, I misspelled "recumbentibus" in my previous post. xP
Quote of the day: "You're a very amusing fellow. I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." -Jarl Erak Starfollower, Battle for Skandia, book 4 in the Ranger's Apprentice  series.
Reading: Well, I read Dracula - yes, the "original" vampire novel by Bram Stoker - over the past four-ish days, then read The Fallen this morning. Right now I'm just reading the words that scroll behind my eyes.
Where today's derpshot is from: Warehouse 13 season 2, episode 7, "For the Team"

Now...I'm not sayin' I'm drunk...but y'know...it prob'ly wouldn't be smart for me ta drive...y'know?

Seriously, though, he's not drunk. I forget what he's doing - besides talking and making a stupid face. But there you have it. ^&^

Toldja so, Tom!

Yes, I am making this post merely because I told a friend I would. But hey, you guys are the ones benefiting from it! ^&^
Mood: Meh...okay. ^&^
Listening to: "Haunted" by - you guessed it - Evanescence. ^&^ Hey, that's the third emoticon in this post! Whoa...And now it's "Hello" by the same band. Kinda creepy...but awesome! So haunting...
Word of the Day: Recumbitis. Or indubitably, which was my original word, but Tom recommended I use recumbitis.
Quote of the Day: "Lovely word, quagmire." -Angela, from the book (not the UTTERLY BUTCHERED AND OTHERWISE [censored] MOVIE!!!!) Eragon. I love Angela! She's awesome!
Reading: Nothing at the moment - I finished The Atlantis Complex (AWESOME!) last night, and haven't gotten the chance to start anything today, so...but Blood Promise by Richelle Mead is next on my list!
Where today's derpshot is from: Eureka again. And again, from the season 2 episode (number three) "Best in Faux"

I swear, that dog's giving me the evil eye

Okay, so it's not my best material. It was an emergency shot! Gimme a break...AUGH! ELLIPSES! Ahem. Sorry. Semi-inside joke. ^&^

Another POST, People!

Well, I still have writer's block, but I have earbuds that work now thanks to my awesome mother (thought I have to wonder how cheap they were xP). I'm fourteen now! Yayzers! Lolz my birthday was a couple days ago. Now. ONWARD!
Mood: Meh. Just...meh.
Listening to: Imaginary by Evanescence
Word of the Day: Quotient.
Quote of the Day: "Don't you look at me in that tone of voice." -Zane Donovan, from the Eureka season 3 episode "From Fear to Eternity"
Reading: Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer. Good so far - but I'm only on page 30.
Where today's derpshot is from: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. It's a good movie!

Is it just me, or does he look constipated?

The Easterling, or Wildman, whatever he is, is swearing fealty to Sauruman - on his own blood, on behalf of his people. Kinda scary, no? I mean, who really wants a bunch of Wildlings or Eastermen with pooping problems to come after them? Hm?

I have writer's block.
Yes, I'm a writer - mainly fan fiction, but I have novel-in-progress and a few Internet-published chapter stories. Now, I have more than one chapter project going on, and what can I give my amazing readers? Nothing! Just profuse apologies. One of them hasn't been updated since July! And that was an author's note explaining that (a) my muse was giving me the finger (which it still is - hence the writer's block) and (b) I was going on vacation. Well, I'm home...but still no real chapter.
I HATE WRITER'S BLOCK!
Anyways, on to the actual post. And thanks for reading my mini-rant. ^&^
Mood: Absolutely xP - see above mini-rant. Plus, my computer earbuds are broken. xP
Listening to: "Broken," a duet between Seether and Amy Lee, just finished as I typed the name - now "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence is playing. And as I wrap up the post, the song has become "All That I'm Living For" by - who else - Evanescence. What, they're good!
Word of the Day: Monetization. If it's not a word, it ought to be.
Quote of the Day: "Well this is a thing unheard of! An Elf will go underground, when a Dwarf dare not! Oh, I'd never hear the end of it!" -Gimli, the totally awesome dwarf from The Lord of the Rings. This quote is from the third movie in the film trilogy, The Return of the King.
Reading: Crashed by Robin Wasserman. It's not vampires, but it's not bad either. ^&^
Where today's derpshot came from: Eureka season two, episode 3, "Best in Faux"

Ouch.

There you go. Like I said, I'll try to post at least once a week. ^&^