I dare say even "*le gaspy gasp!*"

*le gasp* I DIDN'T TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!! That didn't quite come out right...anyways, I write fan fiction! I'm on FanFiction.net under the name Dautr abr du Sundavar. Now that that's out there...
Mood: You know what, I ain't doin' this anymore unless it's particularly remarkable. Mmkay? Mmkay. But right now, I feel awful. I has a sick. xP!
Listening to: The sounds of my own insanity, punctuated by the occasional sniffle.
Word of the day: Bumbling. And as Tom pointed out to me, I misspelled "recumbentibus" in my previous post. xP
Quote of the day: "You're a very amusing fellow. I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." -Jarl Erak Starfollower, Battle for Skandia, book 4 in the Ranger's Apprentice  series.
Reading: Well, I read Dracula - yes, the "original" vampire novel by Bram Stoker - over the past four-ish days, then read The Fallen this morning. Right now I'm just reading the words that scroll behind my eyes.
Where today's derpshot is from: Warehouse 13 season 2, episode 7, "For the Team"

Now...I'm not sayin' I'm drunk...but y'know...it prob'ly wouldn't be smart for me ta drive...y'know?

Seriously, though, he's not drunk. I forget what he's doing - besides talking and making a stupid face. But there you have it. ^&^